Kelly Bensimon. Truly gave me one of my favorite visuals of all time.

That crazy broad with the mentality of a 12 year old is responsible for one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Does anyone recall dearest Kelly running in the middle of traffic in NYC (literally RUNNING IN THE TRAFFIC) on RHONY?

She has a glorious smile on her face, galloping like a horse IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC presumably with a cameraman also running in traffic, backwards!! to catch this glorious and athletic woman.

I am so tempted to watch on HULU but I am scared that it is not as wonderful as I remember.

Not to mention that I have never met someone like her in my life or seen anyone like her on tv. She was a grown up woman living in a gorgeous home in NYC (not to mention that beach house) but there was nobody home upstairs. I don't know how anyone had a conversation with her.

I miss those days on Bravo!

by Anonymousreply 24March 14, 2018 11:04 PM

SATCHELS OF GOLD! AL SHARPTON!

by Anonymousreply 1February 17, 2018 4:26 PM

OMG R4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its better than I remembered!!!!!!!!!!!!

May the universe's blessings me yours!!

Look at this stupid cunt!!??? Is she crazy!!!????

by Anonymousreply 5February 17, 2018 4:48 PM

I love that Kelly posts in Datalounge now.

by Anonymousreply 6February 17, 2018 5:28 PM

Nothing on any RH franchise can top the surreal hilarity of Scary Island

by Anonymousreply 7February 17, 2018 5:38 PM

Is she a drug addict or what? Why would anyone run on pavement , mid traffic in Manhattan?

by Anonymousreply 9February 17, 2018 6:21 PM

exhibitionist, maybe? certainly an imbecile.

by Anonymousreply 10February 18, 2018 12:06 AM

She reminds me of Elegant Elliot Offen from Howard Stern.

by Anonymousreply 11February 18, 2018 12:10 AM

Did anyone ever find out? Is she bat shit crazy or on drugs or both?? What a fucking weirdo.

by Anonymousreply 12March 14, 2018 7:31 PM

batshit crazy and criminally stupid. mostly the latter.

by Anonymousreply 13March 14, 2018 7:33 PM

She has $100 million dollars. When you have that kind of money. You can be as crazy as you want. Who gives a fuck what people think.

by Anonymousreply 14March 14, 2018 7:35 PM

R14 I seriously doubt that.

by Anonymousreply 15March 14, 2018 7:38 PM

She is a complete and utter idjit and I love her for it.

by Anonymousreply 16March 14, 2018 7:45 PM

R15 Did you see her apartment when she was on the show? And what about that hamptons house she had. I remember one of the ladies. I believe Ramona, saying that Kelly was the richest one in their group. The $100 million dollars was really more of an exaggeration. I really meant she seems to have done well for herself. Looking at her upscale homes and everything.

by Anonymousreply 17March 14, 2018 7:49 PM

I always enjoyed the style choices CRAZY-AS-FuCK Kelly made regarding that her homes and her wardrobe. That giant acrylic horse from the MET -the framed insect collections (IN THE KITCHEN-DINING AREA!?!) and who can forget the "S" and "T" aluminum footstools she purchased? When she said "Oh! OH!? Hey, Jill?! I also have those same metal footstools "S&T" for "See and Teddy~! MY KIDS!!!!" I thought she said "STD" -and had to go back and rewind it to triple check what she said.

Didn't she have a shark -or some type of MASSIVE swordfish mounted on the wall of her beach house? My all time favorite outfit of hers was the slut-cut shorty-est of short skirt sweater dress with those GIANT Day-Glo rainboots. SHINE ON Kelly, you wacky DIAMOND~!

by Anonymousreply 18March 14, 2018 7:56 PM

Likely whatever wealth she has comes from Gilles Bensimon, who probably paid dearly to offload her and who likely supplies complete financial support for the children, too.

by Anonymousreply 19March 14, 2018 7:56 PM

Beth abd Carole are OVAH!

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by Anonymousreply 20March 14, 2018 7:58 PM

R19 Lmao "offload". Love it!

by Anonymousreply 21March 14, 2018 8:19 PM

Kelly used some of her boundless wealth to buy herself a pair of bolt-on tits. Now, if she could buy herself some brain cells....

by Anonymousreply 22March 14, 2018 8:57 PM

R22 Just googled that. Ew! Those are scary. Why are her tits 5 miles apart??

by Anonymousreply 23March 14, 2018 8:59 PM

She has an odd shape, with or without the bolt-ons. Broad shoulders, enormous ribcage but flat chested. No waist, no ass. Great face.

by Anonymousreply 24March 14, 2018 11:04 PM

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